What Google Really Wants from Search Users
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Search Engine Trends You Can’t Ignore This Year (Updated Monthly)
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Understanding Search User Intent in 2025
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How to Optimize for Long-Tail Search Queries
Look, I gotta be real—right now, as I'm typing this from my cramped apartment in Brooklyn on this drizzly September morning in 2025, the...
The 5 Types of Search Queries (And How to Target Them)
Okay, types of search queries are, like, my current obsession, but also my personal nightmare. I’m typing this in my cramped Seattle apartment, rain...
How User Signals Impact SEO More Than Ever
User signals SEO is legit consuming me, as I sit here in my tiny Brooklyn apartment, surrounded by empty LaCroix cans and a laptop...






